“You’re such a strange critter “ He posted on Twitter And waited until she replied. “You’re just being bitter” She said, then he hit her And dragged her limp body inside. A full moon had risen O’er the site of her prison He could not control what he did And those who would listen Knew … Continue reading Werewolf?
I heard that they will float you In a sea of Epsom Salt To ease away your tension And things that aren’t your fault You’re naked, with a blindfold The water is just right Then the doctors mention “Do not put up a fight”. “We’ll use you as a guinea pig To get our readings … Continue reading Salt Sea Calm
Mister Bluetooth Feels as though he is wired to receive, Willing or no, The auras and vibes of those travelling through time with him. Chance encounters that many would not mark Shower him with ceaseless impressions. Some souls seem born with wells of kindness. He returns what he has of this, out of tired … Continue reading Mister BlueTooth
I always get a chuckle out of these bear adventures.
As I continue being a bear, I have generally become better at various bear related skills and activities than I once was. I am a better climber of trees than I once was. I am a better eater of forest floor leaves than I once was. I am a better understander of squirrels than I once was (though they certainly still confuse me to no end).
I am, generally, a better overall bear than I once was. Or, at least, Ifeel like I am a better overall bear than I once was. I take pride in that fact. My bearness has grown. It has gotten better. It is better prepared for other potential bear related problems. I am a better bear. I do not often get to reflect on the growth of my bearness and any positive changes it has undergone over my time being a bear (which…
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(All people that I know and love) Has a fetish for achieving perfect bum cleanliness after doing potty. Uses copious amounts of flushable wipes, and multiple toilet flushes. When spouse complains about the cost (and weirdness), changes their method. Now uses folded paper towels, which are cheaper, but require more flushing. Prides themselves on … Continue reading A surfeit of Quirky
She hit him with the nearest thing she could grab from the table, and the charge read “Assault with a Pepper Shaker”.
Johnny is a little sissy (Said the Bullies Three) He runs from us and then he hides It is such fun, hehe! In the schoolyard, there we got him! Cannot get away The carousel we make him ride We spin him ‘round for play! Johnny is a little different Has no friends you … Continue reading The fall and rise of Johnny
I loved this, and am reblogging.
the missing of you
is starting to feel like a small animal
gnawing at my heart
at my stomach
my world isn’t quite right
when I can’t be sure
that you are still in it
you have severed yourself from all the usual
technologies that you find so cold
sources of connected disconnection
I admire your ability to so fully reject this modern technology
but it leaves me with hands empty of you
my dear friend
I think about placing a call the old-fashioned way
but I am all out of quarters
and payphones have become almost extinct
only found in the Smithsonian
next to a manual typewriter
and Archie Bunker’s La-Z-Boy
you wouldn’t open the door
to a stranger
if I sent a telegram
I know you would appreciate the whimsy
of a tin can stretched between our houses
but I don’t have 2,700 miles of string
I try to…
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According to the Cambridge English Dictionary, an epiphany is a moment when you suddenly feel that you understand, or suddenly become conscious of, something that is very important to you. At eleven When you took the back way home from school Through the snow and ice To avoid the pursuing bullies. You got wet and cold, … Continue reading Epiphanies
We had been looking for a place to rent near town because our landlord gave us notice to vacate. His kids wanted the house to live in. We'd never lived in the country before, but were attracted by an ad for a newly renovated farmhouse. Met with the owner, signed a lease, and moved in. … Continue reading “It’s just Colin”