What are you looking for
What are you eating
Did you close the garage door
Did you lock the front door
Why are all the lights on
Where’s all the cats
How come you only put 2 inches of water in the sink when you wash dishes
What’s the expiry date on that
Are you off work this weekend
What are your hours tomorrow
When are you going to fix that
Who are you calling
Where’s my glasses (they’re on your head)
If you want to save electricity, why do you leave the TV on all the time
(keeps the cats company)
Who’s that woman you were talking to
What did you do today while I was working
Did you see that funny video on Facebook
You going to apply for that job they had advertised
How did your day go
Are you not feeling well
What are all those unlabeled things in the freezer
How many months have they been there
Why don’t you put labels on them
Did you forget it was our anniversary
How many stitches did it take to close that wound
Did I hear you say you were sorry?
Did you forget it was my birthday
What do you want for Christmas (nothing)
Where’s my glasses (reprise)
What time is your lunch break (same time every day)
Did you talk to any of the kids today (no)
Why don’t they ever call us
Did you take the garbage out (yes, dammit)
Will you dig me 35 holes to plant my tulip bulbs in
Will you stay with me?
Yes, I will
Aremyfeetofftheground 
The perfect marriage at a rapid pace. Love this! 🙂
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Thanks, Becky!
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What a lovely day this was for you both, yeah? 🙂 I love this..I can imagine every question!
Merry Christmas to you and yours. 🙂
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And many more where that came from! Thanks for reading.
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It was my pleasure. A glimpse into the comforts of home. Honestly, I haven’t seen anything so…intimate. It was very nice to read! 🙂
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And Merry Christmas!
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🙂
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How are you? Did you have a peaceful day? Which of these do you like! Does that comfort you? Make you smile? I made your favorite, want some now? When was the last time I reminded you how special you are, and how much you mean to me?
Antidote.
Rock on…
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You have a wonderfully warped sense of humour.
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