clumsy is as clumsy does

Men….

I think most of us have cut ourselves shaving at one time or another.

Today was a new milestone for me.  I have this habit of putting my tongue behind my cheek (yes, tongue in cheek) in order to expose the whiskers better.  This time, the tongue slipped out, of its own accord, and got sliced by the razor.

That hurt.  Pretty hard to put a bandage on your tongue.  Doesn’t stick very well.