clumsy is as clumsy does
Men….
I think most of us have cut ourselves shaving at one time or another.
Today was a new milestone for me. I have this habit of putting my tongue behind my cheek (yes, tongue in cheek) in order to expose the whiskers better. This time, the tongue slipped out, of its own accord, and got sliced by the razor.
That hurt. Pretty hard to put a bandage on your tongue. Doesn’t stick very well.
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Lee Dunn has been writing since the age of 18, but found that work got in the way for the ensuing 48 years. In his home town of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he reveled in his independence at an early age, and spent as much time as he could exploring the city’s Arts scene. He was introduced to poetry and prose by the works of two literary giants, namely J.R.R. Tolkien and J.W. Lennon and thence fell in love with the written word. His work includes poetry, short fiction, and personal essays, and ranges in theme from the surreal to the horrific, nostalgic, and themes on the human condition. He has been published on Spillwords.com, The Dark Poets Club, Journal of Undiscovered Poets, Crepe & Penn Literary magazine, and the Shelburne Free Press.
Eeek, reading this just made my tongue hurt. Haha Be careful next time! 😉
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It forced me to keep my mouth shut for a while….
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Hope you’re ok and the pain is manageable. Do be careful next time. Take care.
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Haha….it’s a good way to start off my diet.
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Oh god. I hope you’re alright. That must have hurt indeed
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