Brand "X" , and ACME, poems and stories. Surreal, sappy, funny, horrific, and human.
Month: June 2018
Pumping iron
When it comes to daily exercise At The Gym, a little streak of masochism goes a long way. I’ve been told before that I like to wallow. In pain, that is. Could be true. I’m no therapist. When I made up my mind to deal with creeping chubbiness, the stoicism reared its ugly head. I […]
More
An 🍎 apple a day…
Undetected, a tooth cracks, then splits. The sharp shard cuts the gum. Then, the clumsy reflexive swallow. Mon Dieu! Did i just eat Mercury? All things must pass.
MoreIdle hands
Not getting any younger. The government pays me now. Pays me back. It’s kind of sweet. When I can, I snooze ’til eleven, have my morning coffee for lunch. Too sedentary, though. Geez, how did I go from 195 to 210 without noticing? Anyway, joined a gym last week. Against doctor’s orders. Found one that […]
More
