Have you heard ’bout the poor country bumpkin
And his horse who would only eat pumpkin?
It grew so obese
That it frightened his geese
And he gave it the name “Fatty Lumpkin” *
*with apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien
The pumpkin King
Have you heard ’bout the poor country bumpkin
And his horse who would only eat pumpkin?
It grew so obese
That it frightened his geese
And he gave it the name “Fatty Lumpkin” *
*with apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien
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