Muscles twitching, jumpy nerves,
The patience wearing thin.
And trickling veins are showing through
The alabaster skin.
Loose connections, shorting out.
The nails are getting yellow.
Bathrooms must be close at hand.
Life’s never been so mellow.
Now, turn that frown right upside down
And be that happy fella-
Just say Hi, and wave goodbye
‘Cause your smile is your umbrella!