Feline antigravity

This not mine…I first heard it on The Smothers Brothers back in 19–
If bread always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped your bread to the back of a cat and dropped him out the window?
I wanna know.
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Lee Dunn has been writing since the age of 18, but found that work got in the way for the ensuing 48 years. In his home town of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he reveled in his independence at an early age, and spent as much time as he could exploring the city’s Arts scene. He was introduced to poetry and prose by the works of two literary giants, namely J.R.R. Tolkien and J.W. Lennon and thence fell in love with the written word. His work includes poetry, short fiction, and personal essays, and ranges in theme from the surreal to the horrific, nostalgic, and themes on the human condition. He has been published on Spillwords.com, The Dark Poets Club, Journal of Undiscovered Poets, Crepe & Penn Literary magazine, and the Shelburne Free Press.
Cats can fly. Just ask them!
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Well for sure I wouldn’t eat the bread…with all that fur stuck to the butter.
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