I went to get tested for eyeglasses. The optician’s office was inside a large department store, in an out-of-the-way location, and was generally not very busy. It was a warm day, and as I walked in, the attendant, a young woman, was running about the office with a fly swatter. She didn’t see me right away and, just as I heard her say “damn flies!”, she turned around, blushed, and said “I don’t know where they’re all coming from! I DID take a shower today.”
Well, that made my day.
Charming, to say the least.