hey! I just got back from pikkapak and I don’t know why I came. It’s an asteroidy bric-a-brac like in the viddy game. It’s big enough to have some fun … Continue Reading These aren’t the ‘roids you’re looking for
a liddle dlunk tonide. dwife say geddoff dat dam computre thadz all u wanna do these days I say nod true I lyke to fool wit de cat and have … Continue Reading I vant to be alone
He waits for me, each night, of late, in the cottony caves ‘twixt longer dreams. The script: I’ll be born once more from ectoplasm, and flutter down on nightwings, like … Continue Reading This thing
I dream of scissorhands. In this dream, I wake. I see shredded bedsheets. Flying feathers. Bulging batting from my mattress. My wife stands by the bedside, saucer-eyed and staring. These … Continue Reading On editing a post..
My nickname’s Pygmalion From those in the know My interest in women I never do show To those I confide in And have some affection I am but a man … Continue Reading Out of this world
I know. You can say these were just isolated experiences and I should not tar everyone with the same brush. But, I’m pretty impressionable, and first impressions count. #1. I … Continue Reading Why I don’t pick up hitchhikers
..we live in a basement now… some say eww, you live in the cellar? that’s something I did when I was a teenager. a second class citizen. how can you … Continue Reading Very nice, very nice
Many say I wear a mask My hands are very small I have a kin in Notre Dame But, surely, that’s not all It’s cleverness I have in spades I’ll … Continue Reading The burglar
Awakes, he does, in the foldable bed. Swims to the surface, breaks water. Beats the living daylights out of whatever it was they gave him. Geez, maybe it’s been a … Continue Reading Hullo again
In the dark of your room Something cold from the tomb Awakes you with feelings of dread Seems to float and to hover Then pulls on your cover And sidles … Continue Reading Apparition
I do not like asparagus That rooty shooty plant And you won’t really care, I guess, About this silly rant Its stems are pulpy, woody-like. Its tips have tiny spades. … Continue Reading Vedge Bad
By the light of an android torch, down a pitch black path I went. To a dark door, unsuspecting. Fronds brushed my face. I slowed, and stood in doubt. Have … Continue Reading A difficult delivery
I went on a toboggan And I hurt my little noggin We had no helmets back when we were three I played a game of hockey With bigger kids, so … Continue Reading A Head of the game
Few people turn on their outside lights at night, which means you sometimes have to do arithmetic and count down from the one house that does have its lights on, … Continue Reading Would you like beef with that pizza?
Some sage observations from my two month career as a pizza delivery man. There are lots and lots of houses with invisible addresses. (Can’t see them after dark, numbers have … Continue Reading Notes from the pizza run
wax of ear and jam of toes and crusty nugget out of nose seeping sweat from tofu arms are just a few of Charlie’s charms. crunchy crumbs from sleepy eyes … Continue Reading a fungus among us