When you’re home alone, and you don’t think about closing the bathroom door, it is one of the absolute certainties in life that you will hear a little thump on … Continue Reading Caturday
This not mine…I first heard it on The Smothers Brothers back in 19– If bread always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen … Continue Reading Feline antigravity
my eyes were growing furry coats i peered through layered lashes and thought i saw some billy goats with peppery moustaches from out my mouth came rabbit teeth just like … Continue Reading Coffee thoughts
I sometimes sit on a hill I am silent, but not wise All of my money is gone If I represent myself I have a poor client I am prone … Continue Reading An ambition easily fulfilled
as I was sipping Sleepy Tea A little birdie came to me And settled down upon my very head It was a sight, all blue and white It seemed to … Continue Reading I wore a Woodpecker
This modern day The ads exclaim When selling us their pills Can help! Can help! (A weakling’s claim) They’ll never cure our ills The promises they make are rash They … Continue Reading Snake oil
June bug down your jersey (Never jumped so high) A one-eyed cat A broken bat A stolen piece of pie A snake it was, a garter That made you run … Continue Reading Hooligan Heaven
Well, I went in for a CT scan today. More about that in a minute. If you’re lucky enough not to have been for X-rays, you may not relate to … Continue Reading At the X-Ray dept.
The terror of Godzilla The mighty King of Kong Ain’t nothin’ like the thriller Of mowin’ my front lawn Seven primes and seven pulls It takes, to start the beast … Continue Reading Just cuttin’ my lawn
Last night I was dying the sleep of the dead It lasted for forty one hours It must have infected my intimate head Because now I have heavenly … Continue Reading Doppelgänger
I heard that they will float you In a sea of Epsom Salt To ease away your tension And things that aren’t your fault You’re naked, with a blindfold The … Continue Reading Salt Sea Calm
Have you heard ’bout the poor country bumpkin And his horse who would only eat pumpkin? It grew so obese That it frightened his geese And he gave it the … Continue Reading The pumpkin King
just outside my bedroom door that little beggar waits it’s finished all the bowls of food and licked the empty plates it’s pigeon-toed and cross-eyed a ghastly sight to see … Continue Reading More cat trouble
So, I went to the store to buy kitty litter for the little honeys. I always buy the ten pound bag. Today, they only had 50 lb. bags. I lugged … Continue Reading Some mothers do have ’em
Me and my dear daughter Are a-goin’ to the moon She’s pilot of our spaceship And we’ve gotta get there soon We’re bringin’ back some samples Of rocks an’ dymond … Continue Reading Marshmallow Moon
Haha….today’s little spot of amusement. I had stopped along a country road to take a photo of an interesting tree, standing by itself. I had to navigate a shallow ditch … Continue Reading A peculiar guy?