Caturday
When you’re home alone, and you don’t think about closing the bathroom door, it is one of the absolute certainties in life that you will hear a little thump on … Continue Reading Caturday
Feline antigravity
This not mine…I first heard it on The Smothers Brothers back in 19– If bread always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen … Continue Reading Feline antigravity
Coffee thoughts
my eyes were growing furry coats i peered through layered lashes and thought i saw some billy goats with peppery moustaches from out my mouth came rabbit teeth just like … Continue Reading Coffee thoughts
An ambition easily fulfilled
I sometimes sit on a hill I am silent, but not wise All of my money is gone If I represent myself I have a poor client I am prone … Continue Reading An ambition easily fulfilled
I wore a Woodpecker
as I was sipping Sleepy Tea A little birdie came to me And settled down upon my very head It was a sight, all blue and white It seemed to … Continue Reading I wore a Woodpecker
Snake oil
This modern day The ads exclaim When selling us their pills Can help! Can help! (A weakling’s claim) They’ll never cure our ills The promises they make are rash They … Continue Reading Snake oil
Hooligan Heaven
June bug down your jersey (Never jumped so high) A one-eyed cat A broken bat A stolen piece of pie A snake it was, a garter That made you run … Continue Reading Hooligan Heaven
At the X-Ray dept.
Well, I went in for a CT scan today. More about that in a minute. If you’re lucky enough not to have been for X-rays, you may not relate to … Continue Reading At the X-Ray dept.
Just cuttin’ my lawn
The terror of Godzilla The mighty King of Kong Ain’t nothin’ like the thriller Of mowin’ my front lawn Seven primes and seven pulls It takes, to start the beast … Continue Reading Just cuttin’ my lawn
Doppelgänger
Last night I was dying the sleep of the dead It lasted for forty one hours It must have infected my intimate head Because now I have heavenly … Continue Reading Doppelgänger
Salt Sea Calm
I heard that they will float you In a sea of Epsom Salt To ease away your tension And things that aren’t your fault You’re naked, with a blindfold The … Continue Reading Salt Sea Calm
The pumpkin King
Have you heard ’bout the poor country bumpkin And his horse who would only eat pumpkin? It grew so obese That it frightened his geese And he gave it the … Continue Reading The pumpkin King
More cat trouble
just outside my bedroom door that little beggar waits it’s finished all the bowls of food and licked the empty plates it’s pigeon-toed and cross-eyed a ghastly sight to see … Continue Reading More cat trouble
Some mothers do have ’em
So, I went to the store to buy kitty litter for the little honeys. I always buy the ten pound bag. Today, they only had 50 lb. bags. I lugged … Continue Reading Some mothers do have ’em
Marshmallow Moon
Me and my dear daughter Are a-goin’ to the moon She’s pilot of our spaceship And we’ve gotta get there soon We’re bringin’ back some samples Of rocks an’ dymond … Continue Reading Marshmallow Moon
A peculiar guy?
Haha….today’s little spot of amusement. I had stopped along a country road to take a photo of an interesting tree, standing by itself. I had to navigate a shallow ditch … Continue Reading A peculiar guy?
