Brand "X" , and ACME, poems and stories. Surreal, sappy, funny, horrific, and human.
Nights at the round table!Spouts of hot teasloshed into cups of tiny china.Cards and clinking glasses,glinting toothy smiles!One nods offafter too many Jameson’s.Piggyback up the stairs,unfold him into bed, hah!Open … Continue Reading Out of our heads!
I never knew what cats were thinking, until my teenaged daughter started “rescuing” them, one by one, and bringing them home. In one case, it was a clandestine operation involving … Continue Reading Furry ventriloquism
now I lay me down to sleep there’s no more noises, not a peep the shades are pulled, the light is out and slumber’s what it’s all about fluff the … Continue Reading No rest for the wicked
I heard that they will float you In a sea of Epsom Salt To ease away your tension And things that aren’t your fault You’re naked, with a blindfold The … Continue Reading Salt Sea Calm
Have you heard ’bout the poor country bumpkin And his horse who would only eat pumpkin? It grew so obese That it frightened his geese And he gave it the … Continue Reading The pumpkin King
just outside my bedroom door that little beggar waits it’s finished all the bowls of food and licked the empty plates it’s pigeon-toed and cross-eyed a ghastly sight to see … Continue Reading More cat trouble
Me and my dear daughter Are a-goin’ to the moon She’s pilot of our spaceship And we’ve gotta get there soon We’re bringin’ back some samples Of rocks an’ dymond … Continue Reading Marshmallow Moon
a stork, a crane, a pelican a leaping jumping gnu a fish’s spiny skeleton a pouchy kangaroo a monkey, mink, and elephant a cassowary too but daisies are not relevant … Continue Reading Animal crackers
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